Simao is a bit of a passport all on his own: from Lyon, Portuguese, and he lived in Luxembourg, where he even passed his bac, international class, without even trying.

He plays the piano, so technically he's an artist, but we won't push that point too hard for fear he starts showing off.

He loves "eating treasures", a mysterious turn of phrase we've chosen not to dig into any further, to each their own treasures, to each their own life.

And when it comes to beliefs, everything is clear: Simao swears by the jäegerbomb and nothing else. A religion all of his own, with its own rituals, and we don't really feel like questioning it.